Another sleepless night. At six in the morning I stagger out of bed. It is semi-dark outside. I reach for the phone and, before I have even thought about it, dial Mum’s number. She answers straight away. She’s an early riser.
“Hello darling. Is everything alright?”
No. It’s not. I make a weird choking noise.
“Oh dear. What is it? Is something the matter?”
I tell her straight out what I think of her plan to buy a million-pound flat in Highbury. I don’t hold back. I tell her that I love her, and that I want her to have everything in the world that she could possibly wish for. But that we are facing financial Armageddon and we need her help. She listens, and she doesn’t get offended or cross. She sounds shocked. And sad.
“If you feel like this, darling, I won’t buy the flat. It was just a silly idea. I got carried away. And that’s the end of it. Okay?”
I sniff. I thought I’d feel better, but I don’t.
“Okay. I’m so sorry.”
“Shush. Go and get some sleep.”
Three hours later, once I’ve made Larry and Moe porridge and brushed their teeth and wriggled them both into their clothes and washed their faces and distracted them for long enough that I can throw some clothes on – the same as yesterday, but who cares – and tidied away the breakfast things and wiped the table and started to think about how on earth we’re going to fill the eight hours until Curly gets back from work and I can finally sit down and close my eyes, the phone rings. It’s Mum.
“So, I’ve been thinking about our conversation.”
“And I’ve come up with a plan.”
I give Larry and Moe two gingerbread biscuits each so I can fully focus on Mum’s Plan. It’s an amazing plan. It’s a plan that will change our lives.
Mum is proposing to stay in her current house, but to rent out two of her bedrooms, and give the income to us every month. It will be enough money to cover our mortgage repayments. Curly and I, between us, will only have to earn enough to pay for food, bills and fun. She will do this for a year and then we will review the situation.
By the time I put the phone down the world is a different place. Okay, so we will still be in the slightly-too-small flat, but we will be free! We can be real people again, people who enjoy life, and don’t worry all the time, and even maybe go out for a pub lunch and on holiday sometimes. I can stay at home for a bit longer with the children. Curly can take some time to retrain.
I am so delirious that I sit smiling stupidly for several minutes before noticing that Moe has smeared his gingerbread man all over the carpet and is eating earth from the plant pot. I pick him up, bury my mouth in his chubby neck and blow a big raspberry. He squeals with delight. “Bubbalicious baby,” I whisper in his ear, “We’re going to be alright.”